ghostprince:

another one of those body comparisons

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

"Hit me I’ll sue for damages and buy the fucking university so I can change the due date of my thesis"

(via i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try)

"I love you not as something private and personal, which is my own, but as something universal and worthy of love which I have found."

Henry David Thoreau (via teenager90s)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(Source: laurenjaurequis)

sexlibris:

"Morning lazy sex" for iamartemisday 

(Source: kneel-before-the-godofmischief)